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Captain Firehawk and the Laser Love Situation, a shoot 'em up by Portland Caviar, has been published by TinyHat Studios on Steam.

Captain Firehawk and the Laser Love Situation is a comedic shmup inspired by '80s anime. The game follows Emily, an engineer who trained at a military academy, and Firehawk, the proud owner of a cosmic garbage truck. After the engine of Firehawk’s delivery ship breaks down, Emily fixes it for him in exchange for taking residence inside, as sleeping with too many superiors ends up leading her to lose her job. Firehawk also gets fired after the pizza shop that hired him closes down.

With nothing left to lose, Emily registers them both as mercenaries. The military acknowledges her experience and hires them to help out in case of alerts. They even get their trash can armed to the teeth as an added bonus. The duo soon gets sent out on missions to stop rampaging, size-changing giantesses. What seems like a risky way to make some cash soon turns into a dangerous intrigue, as the now-Captain Firehawk and Emily find themselves stumbling into a conspiracy.

Captain Firehawk and the Laser Love Situation features a series of shmup stages in which Firehawk and Emily fly over scrolling 3D backgrounds, shooting at various enemy ships until they encounter a giantess. To win each level, players have to destroy parts of the giantess’ clothing, ensuring she becomes horny enough to stop her rampage. The game takes a casual approach to challenge, with players being completely invincible. Instead, getting hit will cost the player some of the coins they’ve gathered while flying through the level. Though the coins have no practical use, players can try to collect them to rack up a high score.

Beating each stage unlocks the giantess’ sprite for the gallery. Every level features an intro and outro presented as a visual novel, with some chapters containing erotic scenes featuring basic animation. The game uses scan lines, pixel-blending, and various other filters to maintain a retro aesthetic in line with its art style. These settings can be configured and even disabled according to player preference.

Captain Firehawk and the Laser Love Situation is now available on Steam for $9.99.

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