My Klutzy Cupid, Hulotte’s comedy visual novel about a cupid’s notebook, has been released on Steam and JAST USA.
My Klutzy Cupid is a love comedy about a powerful notebook capable of guiding others towards winning the heart of anyone they desire. This powerful book falls into the hands of Sakuma Tsumugu, a boy who’s gone through a tumultuous life: his mother died early on in his life and his father ran away. Since then, he’s been raising his little sister while working at a café. Though he initially had no interest in love, he recently began feeling lonely—yet he wasn’t sure how to find that special someone.
It's in that moment when the love note falls under his feet, which he promptly ignores. His nonchalant attitude annoys the expert love angel, Koimi Eil, who deliberately dropped her notebook beneath his feet. She promises to him that the book is magical and will reveal how likely he’s to end in a relationship with any woman whose name he jots onto the pages. The book will even provide pointers on how to increase those odds. Seeing that Sakuma still wasn't buying into her words, she pushes the book into his hands with a warning: while the love note is powerful if he can’t find his fated partner within 90 days, he will become cursed with impotence for life.
With this dreadful threat, Sakuma’s already-busy life is now enriched by a quest to find a lover within the next three months. Koimi offers to help him in this endeavor, being the one who gave him the love note; however, she has only worked with animals thus far and has no clue how human relationships work.
In the midst of leading an ordinary life, I began to feel the urge to find myself a girlfriend. Yet somehow, I couldn't bring myself to take the first step. But one day...
A single notebook had fallen right in front of me.
"Hey, you! Yes, you! Why aren't you picking it up?"
Before my eyes appeared a strange young woman. Seemingly human, yet seemingly not.
"I'm an angel of love! Tell me, is there someone that you have a crush on?"
She couldn't sound more sketchy if she tried.
When I decided to ignore her, the girl thrust the notebook angrily toward me.
"This is the Love Note, you know. The Love Note! With this, you're sure to find romance with any girl you like!"
Apparently, by writing the name of the person you're interested in, the notebook will tell you your current level of "fatedness" with said person, as well as what to do in order to raise it.
"What's more, I'll lend you my assistance too!"
If the owner of the Love Note is unable to find the bride of his dreams within 90 days, he will be rendered impotent. Forevermore.
"So there you have it. Do your best, 'kay?"
And so, with the help of this angel of love, I began putting this so-called Love Note to use in order to fulfill my romantic endeavors.
My Klutzy Cupid is now available on JAST USA and Steam for the promotional price of $26.69 until July 28th, at which point it will cost $29.99. Adult content for the Steam version has to be installed separately using a patch found on the publisher's website.
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