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A disabled man receives service from heartless nurses in Nope Nope Nurses, a nukige visual novel developed by Dark One!, now available on Johren.

The protagonist of Nope Nope Nurses is a young man named Yamada, who suffers from a debilitating illness: every three or so hours, he has to relieve his sperm or suffer from excruciating pain. While the condition may be annoying, he manages to make do — until the day an unlikely accident breaks both of his arms. For the duration of his recovery, he'll have to remain in the hospital, with four beautiful nurses taking care of his needs throughout their shifts.

While the situation may sound like a blessing in disguise, it proves to be anything but. Each of the nurses looking over Yamada has already become disillusioned with their jobs, becoming rotten, demotivating, and often sadistic characters. After years of caring for helpless coworkers and ungrateful patients, the mature Tachibana stopped caring about anyone or anything. The young Hiramitsu likely hates her job — or maybe even the idea of working altogether. Her carelessness may easily lead to Yamada going over his time limit. The vengeful and toxic Kurokawa revels in masochism, finding the helpless protagonist entirely at her mercy. Finally, the youthful Yamaguchi used to be a delinquent, never once learning how to manage her anger.

As intimate and erotic as his situation may be, the protagonist has to be more concerned of whether he'll even survive his hospital stay in the first place. The four nurses will dominate him, finding their own ways to enjoy the unusual duty they’ve been assigned with over the course of a linear story.

"Begrudging Nurse" Tachibana

Voice: Mirau

Serious, responsible, and excellent at her job. However, after being stuck between difficult management and inexperienced juniors for so long, her expression is as austere as her gaze is icy—even to her patients and colleagues. Tachibana's compassion and love for nursing have all but faded, and she attends to Yamada in a brisk, soulless manner, driven only by her stubborn sense of duty.

"Insidious Nurse" Kurokawa

Voice: Hikaru Isshiki

Sneaky and self-deprecating, Kurokawa is quick to bow and scrape when caught out, but is equally adept at bad-mouthing others the second they're not in the room. A self-proclaimed "trash human" with a penchant for petty revenge on all rivals, real or imagined. Avoids confronting people she sees as more powerful, but revels in bullying the weak. This nurse also loves to play the victim card—and believes all her own nonsense, too. Suspects Yamada to be fellow trash and thus a potential ally.

"Violent Nurse" Yamaguchi

Voice: Misaki Kamishiro

Former teen delinquent with a mean violent streak and obvious anger management issues—Yamaguchi is keen to let her fists do the talking for her. Perhaps due to her rough past, she doesn't take well to perceived slights and has a problem with following orders. Underneath, she's a hopeless romantic, although this softer side is never directed at Yamada.

"Demotivational Nurse" Hiramatsu

Voice: Elena Kaibara

Chronically lazy and unmotivated. Slacks off every chance she gets unless constantly supervised. Hiramatsu is thoroughly apathetic and indifferent, not least when tending to Yamada's needs. She gives off a languid anti-work aura wherever she goes, and takes her sweet time getting anything done. Sports a consistently sloppy and unkempt appearance. About the only time this nurse perks up is when she's been drinking.

Nope Nope Nurses is now available on Johren for the promotional price of $15.99 until January 27th, after which it will cost $19.99. A Steam version of the game will also be made available on January 21st.

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