Clean up for the next guy


Strumpets is a free adult game created by Meismike & Sismicious, which focuses on the world’s oldest profession – prostitution.

Today we’re taking a look at Strumpets, a free-to-play title created by Meismike and Sismicious. Strumpets is all about the wonderful world of prostitution, where you’ll take the reigns as the pimp to end all pimps.

While, sadly, the game has nothing to do with trumpets, there is plenty on offer here. The game stars you, a perverted beast that lived their life according to the whims of lust. Somewhat akin to the “creep shots” crowd, you spent a lot of your time peeking up skirts of unsuspecting wenches, and unsurprisingly, they didn’t enjoy it.

Due to your perversion, you’re thrown in jail—and subsequently killed. Fortunately for you, someone out there, or should I say down there, has taken a liking to your particular brand of lust. Enlisting your skills, this demon goddess sends you back to Earth to do her bidding.


Her bidding should be right up your street too, as you’re tasked with collecting “lust essence”. This manifests whenever sexy or perverted things happen, which just so happens to be your specialty. Your new demon mistress has decided that the best, and most efficient way, to collect this is through the opening of a brothel.

You’ll begin the game by selling your own sweet ass for coin, but you’ll soon be able to buy new slaves to pimp out. There’s a level of management at play here, as you’ve got to look after your harem so they can look after your customers.

If you fail to meet your goals on collecting this essence, you’re pretty screwed – and probably not in a good way either.


The development of Strumpets is still ongoing. The game is currently on version 2.31, with more planned for the future. There’s usually a few new releases each month, which bring a host of new features from items to piercings. Strumpets has a lot already implemented, with its fully animated scenes, stats system and ability to dress up and develop your crew.

As always, contributors will gain access to these new additions first. Strumpets is free-to-play however, so even those of you strapped for cash can give it a try. If you would like to test it out, you can always find the latest public version at this link.

If you feel like supporting the development of Strumpets, the developers are currently taking funding via Patreon . There’s plenty of perks for doing so, if you were inclined. If you want to find out more for yourself, you can also check out the game’s website , or visit Sismicious’ Tumblr page.


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