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Kiss the Cock – an Adult Game for Foodies


Kiss the Cock, a game by Italian producer M.T.D.G., puts a spin on the traditionally humorous phrase “kiss the cook.” Enter the culinary world of gourmet eating, where you’ll find yourself in the shoes of one lucky man with a very special gift.

Do you like cooking? Do you religiously play games like Cooking Mama? Have you felt under-represented in adult games because of this? Well worry no more, because someone has answered your prayers. The playfully named Kiss the Cock aims to mix the culinary with the adult, combining humour and eroticism to bring you one saucy dough ball of entertainment. If you’ve ever dreamed of what it would be like to attract women like chocolate, read on.

Kiss the Cock is a visual novel, developed by the one-woman team known as M.T.D.G. Based in Italy, M.T.D.G. sought to combine her passions of drawing and writing, eventually discovering a perfect partner in visual novels. While M.T.D.G. doesn’t always aim to create adult entertainment, sometimes an idea is just too interesting to pass up. It was a time like this that Kiss the Cock was brought into existence, a story about a very special man with a very special gift.

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The man in question, your player character, is a world famous gourmet chef. Your skills in the kitchen are unmatched, and you even provide an expert cooking class to pass on your culinary genius to future generations. The only problem is, while financially successful, your luck with the ladies is a little flat. Your new girlfriend has just left you (again), and for the very same reason as the others: your spunk tastes awful. A serious deal breaker, you make a desperate last ditch effort by wishing upon a star for your luck to turn around. It seems as though someone up (or down) there is listening.

The very next day, you awaken from dreams of lightly whipped crème fraiche to discover that your wish has been granted. Not only has your baby batter been made sweeter – it’s literally been turned into chocolate. White chocolate, to be precise. As many people will be aware, chocolate is like kryptonite to a lot of women, and you hatch a devious plan. Your cooking class, populated by women, is the perfect chance for you to exercise your new gift and make up for all those rejections over the years. Luckily for you, there are multiple ladies to choose from – it’s just a matter of who likes your brand of chocolate syrup the most.

You’ll have the choice of three young ladies: Lilyana, Luan and Izar. Each girl has her own unique and quirky attitude, with Lilyana capable of producing fruit from thin air, and Luan able to summon spirits from the depths (maybe she can summon your “spirit” too?). The world you inhabit is certainly no stranger to bizarre magical occurrences, but when you’ve got three beautiful girls under your strict tutelage, it’s best to use this to your advantage.

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Kiss the Cock is reasonably short, but should provide around 40 minutes of invested reading. There are three different endings, though they are only separated by a single choice. You’ll be able to name your protagonist, and you’re also able to actively decide your ethnicity. This will impact in-game illustrations, so if you like your white chocolate filling with a darker, firmer exterior you’re good to go. Kiss the Cock has 10 CGs for you to enjoy, with around 20 variants to look forward to as well. It’s all pretty reasonable, especially for a single developer to achieve.

If you want to Kiss the Cock yourself, you can find a copy on itch.io. There’s a pay what you want system in place, so if you feel supportive you can give back to the developer. The game is available for Windows, Mac and Linux, and won’t require much more than a toaster to run. If you want to find out more about M.T.D.G., you can check out her Tumblr page or follow her on itch.io. For now, kick back, melt some chocolate, and get cooking.

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  • Ash

    They look desiccated. Especially the grey one.

  • Ryoko Hoshi

    Well at least that CG looks pretty good.