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The Wankband, Start Jacking on

The folks over at Pornhub have come up with an interesting little device that just might be the solution to the worlds growing energy crisis.

“Every day, millions of hours of adult content are consumed online, wasting energy in the process and hurting the environment. At Pornhub we decided to do something about it. Introducing The Wankband—the first wearable tech that allows you to love the planet by loving yourself. “

The Wankband is a wristband containing a small weight which generates electricity through motion—specifically up and down. That’s right, you can now generate power through masturbation. This innovative bit of wearable tech, if properly developed could eliminate many common inconveniences of modern life. The promotional video for the Wankband says that through its handy USB port it is capable of charging cell phones, tablets, and even your laptop.

This could be the beginning of a new “dirty energy” revolution that harnesses ubiquitous “manpower” to reduce reliance on being connected to the grid. A kinetic charger inside the Wankband stores the generated electricity, which can then be used to power your devices from a completely renewable source. No longer will you be left without access to the internet or more importantly, porn since you can maintain the charge on your devices by doing what you would already be doing anyway.

The amount of electricity that can be generated in this fashion is as yet unknown, because the product is still in development. Registration for the “beAta” testing is now open at PornHub.

Act quickly if you would like a chance to help test this innovative, new accessory as it is sure to garner a lot of attention in the coming weeks. Who knows, if this type of tech is widely adopted it could even help reduce strain on local electrical grids?

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